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Mikami's Betrayal

The DN Gang, after an arduous journey from Florida back to Canada, were intent on finding their lost comrade.

Light: So...uhm...what should we do about Mikami?

BB: LET'S GET CRUNK.

L: Hmm...we could ask help from some Kira supporters around here.

Light: Right! That's a great idea!

So, Light and L worked furiously to gather all the Kira supporters around Canada to help them on their search for Mikami.

*Live Broadcast*

Light: Good morning, Kira supporters of Canada! I am Kira, your god and ruler! Your master and executor of justice! Your saviour and the object of your sexual fantasies! Your-!

L: *ahem ahem* =.=

Light: Well, er...anyway...One of your fellow worshippers, a lawyer by the name of Teru Mikami, has been brutally and viciously kidnapped!!

Kira Supporters: *COLLECTIVE GASP*

Light: So now, I must enlist all of your help to find Mikami and put these horrible kidnappers to justice!

Kira Supporters: YEAAAHHHH!!!

Despite the collective efforts of both the DN Gang and Kira supporters across Canada, it took Light and the others ages to find Mikami. It was a difficult and arduous task...

Meanwhile, contrary to Light's efforts to find him, Mikami turned out to be having the time of his life...


*In some really awesome penthouse*

Ulqiourrra...Uliquoirria...Ulqioewfjsnhdkj (I can't spell): LOVE, LOVE, LO-LO-LO-LOVE SHIIIIINE!!

Rukia: Here we go again. *explodes*

Mikami: *riding on Ichigo* FASTER, COW! FASTER!!

Byakuya: Hehe. Moo.

*Back with Light*

Light: OH MY GOD. WHERE IS MIKAMI?!?!

*beeping*

L: Oh, it's my tracker. *flips open cellphone* I found Mikami.

LIght: FKDSFKJLASSDJIL WHAT?!? YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT I SPENT 2 WEEKS RALLYING UP MY FOLLOWERS, STAYING UP UNTIL UNGODLY HOURS WORKING, AND ALL IT TOOK YOU TO FIND MIKAMI WAS A FREAKING TRACKING DEVICE?!

L: Yes. That is correct.

Mello: Wait...when did you put that tracker on Mikami?

L: The morning he got lost.

Mello: ...L. You are a douchebag.

So, following the signal from L's tracking device, the DN Gang were able to find the place where Mikami was being kept.

Light: Ok, here we are. Wait a minute...

Near: This is right across the street form our hotel.

Light: I EVEN SEARCHED AS FAR AS ALASKA, L!! ALASKA!!

L: *shrugs* *eats cake*

Light: FALCON...PUNCH!! *punches L*

Mello: Ok. We're like, gonna go inside now.

*A little later...*

Light: *huff puff* FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! *falls over*

Matsuda: Drop all your weapons and proceed to the door with your hands up!

Ichigo: ...Dude. I'm taking a freaking shower.

Uryuu: Yeah. You're slathering yourself with barbeque sauce and sour cream and washing your junk with creamed corn. It's a shower, alright.

Matsuda: Yeah...well, this is a drug bust, so that pretty much explains it.

Renji: QUICK! HIDE THE WEED!

Uryuu: *facepalm*

Orihime: CJDSKLF;NHAKJ;FESHI.

Chad: Dayum straight, homie gurl.

Kon: *jumps on Urahara* SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS.

Urahara: UHN YEAH! *sings* I WANNA MAKE LOVE RIGHT NA NA NA! I WANNA MAKE LOVE RIGHT NA NA NA!!

Light: You idiots! This isn't a drug bust! We're here to find Mikami!

Mikami: L-Light?!

Light: Mikami! There you are! Come on! Let's get out of here!!

Byakuya: Well, well, well...what have we here?

Light: YOU! YOU'RE BEHIND THIS!

Byakuya: Yes, indeed I am, dear Yagami...It was all because of that one fateful day when you-

L: *throws sink at Byakuya* Nobody asked you, bitch.

Mikami: Anyway, Light...I-I won't be going with you!

DN People: *GASP*

Mikami: Yeah, that's right! My homie dawgs here got me a record deal and now I be livin the life of a star! They be respectin me, yo! You guys never respected my gangsta past so now imma be trippin with these guys!

L: Light...It's too late. Let's go.

Light: We'll be back, Kuchiki...

Byakuya: Yo momma's so fat, Yagami, she's so fat.

What will become of our M-DAWG? Will he ever return to the DN Gang? What do the Bleach people have in store for him? Tune in next time to find out! *hits Byakuya with a sack of bricks, burns him with flamethrower, controls him to be uke in mad sexytime with Renji and makes him pregnant*

Byakuya: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! YOU'VE ONLY BEEN A FAN FOR LIKE, TWO DAYS!!

I don't necessarily HATE you, my dear...It's just so enjoyable to poke fun at you.

Byakuya: FUN?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUN?! MY WATER JUST BROKE, YOU THINK THAT'S FUN?!

L: *throws sink at Byakuya* Nobody asked you, bitch.
DISCLAIMER
:bulletblue: Death Note (c) Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
:bulletblue: Bleach (c) Tite Kubo
:bulletblue: Anything else I may have mentioned (c) Their respective owners or creators

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:orange: THE FINAL BATTLE DRAWS CLOSE.
:orange: T>T I apologize for the excessive amount of Bleach crossover-ness in these past few chapters...I just recently became a fan and, as a result, I couldn't help myself. Also, Bleach gave me a really good idea on how to finally end this story. YES THE STORY IS ALMOST AT AN END. But worry not, for I will still be writing crackfics in the future. ^^
:orange: BYAKUYA REALLY IS AN ASS. I read through some of the guidebook my sister borrowed from the library, and I read up to the part of Rukia's execution and stuff, and, though I won't (or at least try not to) spoil anything, he is a cold-hearted, annoying, sick bastard. And that is all I have to say.
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Kenta1013 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011  Student General Artist
YAYZ!!! XD
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Kenta1013 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I LOLed. HARD. That all I have to say.
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see-through-soul Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011   Writer
Hahaha thanks xD The whole story's gonna come off dA for a bit, though...But it's gonna be up and running on my new account soon :)
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Sunpelt23Literature Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
You. Are. Physic. Even though you have already posted all of these, and I have not read any in advance, and yet whenever I post a comment, it always ends up coming true in the next episode. So creepy... O.e
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see-through-soul Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010   Writer
O.e OMGWTF. D8

What's weird is that I haven't posted a chapter in, like, FOREVER.
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Sunpelt23Literature Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
O.o Woah...
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